AmIdol "Live" Blogging

Jackie Tohn: She's the kinda weird, drunk girl I give apprehensive looks to during those concerts at Anna Banana's. (When I used to go there. Hell, when I used to leave the house.) And those tight black pants with the sneakers? I haven't seen trousers like those since David Lee Roth.

Ricky Braddy: He has a good voice but he reminds me of a serial killer's apprentice. You know the guy who is in communication with Lecter while he's in jail and carries out his biddings? Yeah.

Alexis Grace: She has pink hair and she's very very pale. I think she's a vampire. (Did Randy say, "What, Mom?" to her? I'll never understand the lingo.)

And gosh, I've missed Paula's incomplete sentences. Her incomplete thoughts. Her incomplete brain.

And is it just me or is that microphone really shiny?

And I hate the parent-padding between songs.

Brent Keith: I feel like he should be Holly Hunter's love interest on Saving Grace. By the way, I love me some "Hicktown" but not the way he sang it. Seriously, it's one of my gridlock tunes. "What has happened to Bucky Covington?" Awesome.

Stevie Wright: Poor thing. If she was on the mike during a game of Rock Band, we'd be constantly saving her.

Anoop Desai: I like this slumdog. Bizarre song choice, but somehow it worked.

Casey Carlson: At first I thought she was cute, pretty, and Lana Lang. Then she started singing the sluttiest version of "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" ever. Did you see the way her mouth was? I mean, she's probably a very nice, upstanding citizen in real life, but she has the lips of a dirty dirty whore.

Michael Sarver: He has a great blue-collar story, but he kinda scares me. Biggest disappointment of the night. (And doesn't he remind you of Keoki Kerr?)

Ann Marie Boskovich: At first I thought she was boring, then I was thankful that she didn't frighten me. Still, it didn't prevent me from reading a few pages of Rabbit, Run while she was singing.

That Wolverine movie looks shockingly good.

Stephen Fowler: Not that crazy about him, but he has great hair. Very fun looking, very Fraggle. It almost looks like a wig. Much time was probably spent by the Jim Henson people coiffing it.

Tatiana Del Toro: I hate hate hate her. Make her go away. And the dolphin laugh? Whenever she did it during the auditions and on Hollywood week, my Siamese fighting fish's gills would start flaring. "That girl is psycho." Understatement of the year. Strange part: even though she's scary as all fuck, her performance wasn't the worst of the evening. In fact, it was actually pretty good. And her dress made me crave sherbert. "Who are you in the industry?" Samantha Foxx, yo!

Danny Gokey: Robert Downey Jr. Yeah, he's great blah blah blah. Yeah it's a sad story, but I hate the glasses. And it was not "blazing hot." I'm still pulling for Anoop. (Can you tell I like saying "Anoop?")

ANOOP!