You ever notice these things always happen at night, on a weekend? It never happens, say, when you're at work in the beginning of the day, thus opening up an opportunity to go home early.
Anyway, we're in the dark, playing a bizarre card game whose name and rules I'm still not entirely sure of. The transistor radio is on and this Chinese guy calls KSSK and asks Perry and Price whether he can send a message out to his grandmother who is lost. Apparently she went shopping and never came home. Perry and Price give him the go ahead and he rattles off his message in Chinese.
Suddenly my FOB roommate nearly spits up his vodka tonic. (Yes, we were drunk at this point. Really, what else is there to do in a power outage on a Friday night?) Apparently it was a prank call. According to my roommate who is fluent in that particular dialect, this is what the "distraught" man said over the airwaves: "Grandma, please come home, you f***ing b***h. You're entire family is dead."
Awesome.
And with that, Happy New Year.
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